Aussie Farmer

An elderly Aussie had owned a farm for many years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young busty women skinny-dipping in his pond. They were gleefully playing in the water splashing themselves all over their glistening young bodies . :o :o

He made the women aware of his presence and they all covered themselves as best they could.

One of the women shouted to him: ‘We’re not coming out until you leave!’

The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’

Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the Crocodile’

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Typical dry Aussie humour…love it!